Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Arkansas, USA
Job: Guitarist.
The above image was made by Eddie. <3 Also, go listen to some WhiteChapel.
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Upon request, here is my fetish list.
1: Guitars. No seriously, I have a music fetish.
2: Pedophilia. I find girls that are younger than me attractive. ALSO Big boobs are nasty.
3: Beastiality. Some animals are so fucking hot.
4: Bondage. Whips, chains, whats not to love?
5: Rape. Forced sex is hot as well.
6: Bisexual threesomes. Pretty self-explanitory.
7: Blood. Its just so yummy...
8: Pain. Pain with pleasure is just heavenly.
Seeing this band live.
The new video system ROCKS.
What the fuck?
Also, I'm in need for better names for my Audio, leave any suggestions please.

I'm making it.
I'll submit a new piece every week, or maybe even less.
Also, I'm now British, because America won't be safe for four to eight years.
Updated: 04/03/08 7:57 PM 13 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I'm unbanned, anyone want some coffee from the plane of hell?
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Banned again.
Updated: 03/24/08 11:57 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I got myself banned on purpose, but for a good reason.
I have too much shit on my plate right now, and besides, Newgrounds is turning to shit quick.
Most of the mods are assholes. (Figmentum and Jade are good examples of ones that are awesome.)
I just need to get some work done with my band.
Fucking roll out.
[UPDATE]
Got COD4
[UPDATE]
School shooting in my town today.
[UPDATE]
12 days left until you have to put up with my shit again.

I'm in a band, and I had a show Sunday night, we were playing last, so I stood in the crowd and listened to all the other bands play, Most were pretty good, one or two sucked... Oh well.
Anyways, to the point, I was standing near the pit, I usually avoid it if we're playing last but, I didn't really have a choice in the matter, anyways, this one drunk Douchebag decided he'd knock the shit out of everyone, he went around punching random ass people... I was one of those people, I hit him back,a nd he got pissed, he wasn't a very big guy, his friends damn sure were though....
They proceeded to beat my ass right there on the floor, by the time the security guards pulled them off of me, I was already pretty fucked up, My chest was bruised, my face was bleeding, and I have a concussion from getting kicked in the head 12 too many times, I would have gotten thrown out too, but whats a band without the lead guitar? I got off lucky, but I played like a God that night...
4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!So many people today THINK they can play guitar ( Some Think I'm one of them but I Practice every day, I can play 20 or so Riffs/songs, and I can Improv pretty well ) Just because they've played Guitar hero, Or Seen someone play, or even Held a guitar. One example, At my local Guitar center (Not that local by the way) Some 8 year old with a Squier micro strat, came up to me when I was minding my own buisness tuning and playing as I usually do, saying " You suck, I can can Pway (Actually said Pway) better than you" and started playing some random ass, Burnt out christmas carol, then I proceeded to to turn the gain all the way up on the line 6 ( Omg Advertising ) 10000000000 watt amp I was messing around with and proceeded to tear up this random quilt top Ibanez (String sat a little high off the fretboard but I managed) and put Lil' Santa to shame with some Improv shit he proceeded to say "How did you do that, it sounds like two guitars" ( I was tapping ) and made him walk away in shame. Don't judge someone by their preferences in Guitar but by how well they play, Listen to them play before you Demean them.
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