Okay, I have a confession to make. I was never in Kaiden, and I'm not really 18. I deleted all of the Kaiden songs I took (Except for one, which some fag put in a submission), and I'm asking for your forgiveness.

This is the real me.

I'm 15 years old, and my name is Jared. I play guitar and bass, and I don't have many real friends. I spend most of my time on the computer. I have a girlfriend that I love very much, though I regret that I don't spend much time with her.

I'm sorry that I lied to all of you, especially Eddie, who is the person I'm closest to in the world, despite having never met him.

Doom, Hiniberus, EpicFail, cHunter, TwilightFox, Postcount, I'm sorry that I lied to all of you too.

I'm staying on Newgrounds, so don't think I'll be leaving anytime soon.

<3

Picture showing my regret.

Epic quote(s).

ornery_scotsman: i think he starts stories really well but then goes batshit bonkers
ornery_scotsman: it would be like watching a court drama movie, then having the last scene be interupted by a dragon coming in and eating everyone.

AdioNG: Slap reminds me of my mom even though he's a 15 year old black guy.

AdioNG: I prefer girls myself, but I don't mind a good dicking every now and again.

Eddie: I FIGHT FOR GOOD AND RIGHTEOUSNESS SO I CAN ONE DAY GET SOME ANGELIC PUSSY.

VIKING THINGS

I see a big burly blonde haired, blue eyed man with a battle axe and I cum on myself.

Beowulf was like porn for me, and the game was orgasmic.

When I play DnD, I always either play a Warlock, or a BARBARIAN.

I paid 50 dollars for a steel replica of a Viking helmet.

Eddie is Icelandic, therefore he is a Viking.

PROTIP: Don't take away a Viking's mead.

NEVER and I mean EVER doubt the existence of the Kraken.

Real vikings are slaves to the rave.

cHunter is also a Viking

Okay, here's the deal. I'm going to try to make my own table top game. I'll just use the Minis from other numerous games I've played, but I need some help coming up with some rules, classes, etc.
If you're interested, send me a PM or leave me a comment about it, and I'll PM you!
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I need inspiration and Ideas for my music. I just can't get motivated to be musical anymore. I just play the same tired old riffs, and make the same little leads and bass patterns. Do anything to light a fire under my ass.
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Here's my chance to help you! If you need a review for any of your flash or audio, drop me a PM and I'll see what I can do. Only way I won't leave you a review is if it's so bad, I couldn't make a constructive one.
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FRIENDS.

Eddie.
Postcount.
TwilightFox
Doooooom-Fan.
CapnCrunchDaPimp
TheLoneReviewer.
LOLZILLA
thatoneguyfromDD
EpicFail
BlackOps
Link-011
Purpin
Sarcasm
Agustana
Dreadflame.
N1N-JA
l0vemetal (For making me laugh so many times. :3)
Everyone on Paltalk.

My girlfriend of almost three years broke up with me about an hour ago, and I'm the most depressed I've been in a while. She was all I had to keep me going in life. But I'm going to keep my chin up and try to look on the good side of things.

I still have my friends, and my internet husband. And I have my health. But the thought of her is driving me wild. She was cheating on me, and for some reason I still have feelings of love for her. I love her as much as I did before I knew she was cheating on me.

The reason she said she was cheating on me is that I wasn't "Man" enough. So that hurt my self esteem quite a bit. I hope I'll get over it. I've learned that you can't dwell on the bad things in life.

While I'm still pretty depressed and shit. I'm going to try to keep my composure and stay my normal nice and cheery self.

Well... DarkRedFlame is out of the Mechanics after Eddie and I thought long and hard about it. Even though he co-founded it, he's an ass and he's never online to play a game. So sorry DRF, when you're more active, we'll glady let you back in.

HOWEVER. The Mechanics are still recruiting, and WE. NEED. YOU.

REQUIREMENTS

You must have a decent computer and Steam.
The ability to get numerous different games.
High-Speed Internet
You must either be over 16, be mature, or know either Eddie or myself pretty well.
Paltalk. (So we can chat before we game. I might set up a Mechanics room soon.)

In the near future, we're going to have the Mech's up on PS3 as well, so having a PS3 would be a plus too.

We play everything from FPS, to RTS, to MMORPG Style games, so feel free to send a PM or leave a Comment saying if you want to join, then I'll see if you can!

GAME OF INTEREST.
Now, we're all about some Half Life 2: Deathmatch. With a little bit of CS:S on the side.

MEMBERS AS OF NOW.
Eddie
Adio
HiniberusDelius
MercatorMap
Link-011
Doom-Fan

Well, DRF and I have decided to start The Mechanics back up. Because lets face it. What's more fun than kicking each others asses in games?

REQUIREMENTS.
You must have a decent computer and Steam.
The ability to get numerous different games.
High-Speed Internet
You must either be over 16, be mature, or know either DRF or myself pretty well.
Paltalk. (So we can chat before we game. I might set up a Mechanics room soon.)
A headset.

In the near future, we're going to have the Mech's up on PS3 as well, so having a PS3 would be a plus too.

We play everything from FPS, to RTS, to MMORPG Style games, so feel free to send a PM or leave a Comment saying if you want to join, then I'll see if you can!

GAME OF INTEREST.
As of right now, we're playing a couple different games. CS:S is one, Age of Chivalry .( HL2 Mod.), and other random little games.

MEMBERS AS OF NOW.
DarkRedFlame
Adio
Eddie
MercatorMap
Link-011

I made even more art, and you can view it here. Be warned though. Your eyes may start bleeding from shittiness.
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Well... The new metal song won't be happening for a while for many reasons. The sound on my computer is fucked, so I can't record/mix anything and I'm unhappy with the guitar I've come up with so far. So except for the lyrics (Thanks to Postcount for those), I'm starting over from scratch.
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I'm going to get FL studio bsck once I fix my sound, so when I do that, expect some new hardstyle coming your way.
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EpicFail
DarkRedFlame
Postcount.
TwilightFox
CapnCrunchDaPimp
TheLoneReviewer.
LOLZILLA
thatoneguyfromDD
Eddie
Link-011
Purpin
Sarcasm
Agustana
Dreadflame.
N1N-JA
l0vemetal (For making me laugh so many times. :3)
Everyone on Paltalk.

This is Jeff. Jeff is a stoner.

I made some more stuff in flash. Something will be at the bottom of this post, but if you want to see all of my stuff, go Here. (Warning, most of it is shit.)

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On the subject of drawing, I need criticism on my art, so anything you think could help me would be really awesome.
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I have aquired a drum track to record over, so expect a new song from me as soon as I fix my computer.
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I have decided to make more Trance music, but I can't at the moment because the sound on my computer isn't working. So it may be a while before you see any electronic music from me.
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Shout-outs
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EpicFail
DarkRedFlame
Postcount.
TwilightFox
CapnCrunchDaPimp
TheLoneReviewer.
LOLZILLA
thatoneguyfromDD
Eddie
Purpin
Sarcasm
Agustana
Dreadflame.
N1N-JA
l0vemetal (For making me laugh so many times. :3)
Everyone on Paltalk.

This is mah friend Luke.

I got a *coughpiratedcough* version of flash. Instead of making flash, for now I'm going to hone my drawing skills! At the bottom of this page will be something I drew (With a mouse) in about 2 minutes. (EDIT) New drawing. :3
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On the subject of drawing, I need to know if a tablet is worth getting, I feel it would make drawing on the computer alot easier, if you know a good cheap tablet, would you please tell me?
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I THINK I have aquired a drum track to record over, so expect a new song from me within in the next month!

Shout-outs
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EpicFail
DarkRedFlame
CapnCrunchDaPimp
TheLoneReviewer.
LOLZILLA
Purpin
Sarcasm
Agustana
Postcount
Dreadflame.
N1N-JA
l0vemetal (For making me laugh so many times. :3)
Everyone on Paltalk.

Also, go Here. and Here.

Well, Happy Clock Day, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for my submissions! Audio and Flash!

I going to start making shitty flash! I'm going to work with the flash demo for a while to try and get the hang of it. Any tips you could give me would be nice!
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I'm still always up for a good challenge on CS:S, so if you want to play, drop me a PM or leave me a comment!
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Shout-outs
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DarkRedFlame
CapnCrunchDaPimp
TheLoneReviewer.
LOLZILLA
Purpin
Sarcasm
Agustana
EyeLovePoozy
Pixellator.
N1N-JA
EpicFail
l0vemetal (For making me laugh so many times. :3)
Everyone on Paltalk.

Also, B.